Uh, one scoop of coffee and one scoop of chocolate for me.
我要一勺咖啡的和一勺巧克力的。
Would you like me to get you something? What about some tea?
给我弄点什么东西呢?喝点茶好吗?
Fortunately for them, the Bank of England has a team called Mutilated Ladies which deals with claims from people who fed their money to a machine or to their dog.